My life as a non human

Am I human? These websites have doubts.

Enlightenment

Real waiting time is more than one minute.

Discord

Non humans are not allowed to chat with their friends on Discord

Wait! Are you a human being?

Please confirm you are not a bot.

Leroy Merlin

Non humans are not allowed to shop at Leroy Merlin

There is a robot on the same network as you.

OK.

Paypal

Screenshot of the Paypal website requesting an absurd CAPTCHA

Please choose all the images that show an animal capable of walking

The donkey on the top left corner is resting on some sort of base plate.
Is it capable of walking ?

The dolphin on the right has legs.
Is it capable of walking ?

The angry looking creature on the bottom left corner is crawling with some sort of fin-like appendices.
Is it capable of walking ?

Sncf Connect

Non humans are not allowed to make train reservation

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